mute points

for so many years i found intimacy everywhere
someone always wanted me
was it just because i was more out there
or was i more desirable back then
who knows, honestly

if you knew me then
then you knew

i was too sexy for this world
i had to fatten up
so now my naked body makes you
want to throw up

i was too sexy for this world
rather than drive you mad
i learned to slouch and pout a lot
and how to look sad

i did it so you could resist me
ask anyone who's ever kissed me
they couldn't let go
every woman my ho
every man felt inadequate
(i'm not full of it)

i was too sexy for this world
i had to fatten up
so now my naked body makes you
want to throw up

i was too sexy for this world
rather than drive you mad
i learned to slouch and pout a lot
and how to look sad

now you don't have to thank me
you probably don't even know what i did for you
these may be moot points after all
you probably don't even believe this is true
but if i didn't do what i did you'd all be out of your minds
just go on with your lives and leave this silly story behind
gotta be kind

don't be too sexy for this world
you gotta fatten up
so your naked body makes you
want to throw up

don't be too sexy for this world
it will drive us all mad
learn how to slouch and pout a lot
and how to look sad

come on sing it out

i was too sexy for this world
i had to fatten up
so now my naked body makes you
want to throw up

i was too sexy for this world
rather than drive you mad
i learned to slouch and pout a lot
and how to look sad

no really, what?

(overheard during an innocent piggy back ride... or was it?)

when you jump on my back
for a piggy back ride
do you want to rub your vagina on me?
is it just your way
to get a secret hump?
do you want to rub your vagina on me?
if i wrapped my legs
around you now
would you think i was doing something out of line?
just saying, you know?
no really, what?
do you want to rub your vagina on me?



it went on from there about horsey rides and bicycles and sitting on laps and some such innocent but nonetheless genital body contacts and there was much uncertainty about whether she wanted to get off... or whether she wanted to get off...

yeah, language can be quite amusing... or offensive, depending on perspective... or age... not just language though, huh?...

we may never be able to think about piggy back rides or horsey rides the same way again... sigh (or is that a smirk?... ah yes, depends on perspective)...

innocent
innocent, right?
consenting adults piggy back
nothing sexual, right
why ignore the body contact?
oh right, cuz it's proper
oh get serious (or... politics makes for strange bedfellows?)
search for yourself


wait a minute, you mean there's a point to all this?

lol

strangest thoughts

the strangest thoughts pass through my head
as the time for sleep arrives
as i wonder why i even have a bed
as i wonder if i don't dream how a dream survives

some may think it is ironic
some may not even think
some may think it is moronic
some may just turn to drink
some may laugh at thoughts like these
some may just scratch their balls
or like asking myself why i carry the phone around with me after midnight
when nobody ever calls…

even to the bathroom
even to the shower
wanting to share so much
in these late night hours
some may cry or feel pity
some may wonder how to cope
or like last minute decisions to take the laptop to the bathroom and the cords are all tangled, but there's hope…

the strangest thoughts pass through my head
as the time for sleep arrives
as i wonder why i even have a bed
as i wonder if i don't dream how a dream survives

little hard balls of shit

they were little hard balls of shit
plopping into the water
making a splash
that wet my ass
they were little hard balls of shit

yeah yeah
they were little hard balls of shit

and they hurt when i squeezed them out
yeah yeah
and they hurt when i squeezed
hurt when i squeezed them
hurt when i squeezed them
out