mute points

for so many years i found intimacy everywhere
someone always wanted me
was it just because i was more out there
or was i more desirable back then
who knows, honestly

if you knew me then
then you knew

i was too sexy for this world
i had to fatten up
so now my naked body makes you
want to throw up

i was too sexy for this world
rather than drive you mad
i learned to slouch and pout a lot
and how to look sad

i did it so you could resist me
ask anyone who's ever kissed me
they couldn't let go
every woman my ho
every man felt inadequate
(i'm not full of it)

i was too sexy for this world
i had to fatten up
so now my naked body makes you
want to throw up

i was too sexy for this world
rather than drive you mad
i learned to slouch and pout a lot
and how to look sad

now you don't have to thank me
you probably don't even know what i did for you
these may be moot points after all
you probably don't even believe this is true
but if i didn't do what i did you'd all be out of your minds
just go on with your lives and leave this silly story behind
gotta be kind

don't be too sexy for this world
you gotta fatten up
so your naked body makes you
want to throw up

don't be too sexy for this world
it will drive us all mad
learn how to slouch and pout a lot
and how to look sad

come on sing it out

i was too sexy for this world
i had to fatten up
so now my naked body makes you
want to throw up

i was too sexy for this world
rather than drive you mad
i learned to slouch and pout a lot
and how to look sad

for someone

wish i was not as alone in the world as i am
i don’t need anybody to be complete me
i don’t need anybody to be happy
but i have no family
and i do get lonely
and if i died tonight it might take days for someone to know
maybe even longer… and in this world, that is very alone

if i wake up in the middle of the night
feeling like i need a doctor immediately
i have no one to call
no one at all

if i get stuck in my car or it breaks down
and i need a quick pick up to get to work or anywhere
i have no one to call
no one at all

so i have 911
and i have road service
but that is still maybe too much on my own
cuz in this world, this is very alone

if i want a hug
it’s not happening
if i want someone to know how i really feel
no one is here, no one is there
no one is anywhere

no reassurance when i feel a little doubt
no one to care for me if i feel ill
don’t want to believe life is done

am i that nowhere man they wrote a song about?
or maybe i’m the fool on the hill…
writing a song for no one

or is it for someone

maybe it i do not let it end
somehow i will find a friend